Zombie Rolls

So tonight I finished watching season 2 of THE WALKING DEAD.  (Come on Netflix Canada… show season 3 as soon as you can!!)

While doing so, I just started tweeting random things to Zombies.  And here’s the collection of them from tonight.

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* Dear Zombies who were vegetarians in life… please don’t eat my daisies. It will make Doris Day sad.

* Dear Zombies: Please don’t lick my mixing bowls. I just washed them.

* Dear Zombies: If you’re going to press your faces against my windows and run your hands all over them, use windex and paper towels.

* Dear Zombies: If you’re going to reply to my tweets, please say more than rrrraaruuuggggggaaaaauuggggghh

* Dear Zombies tweeting me: Yes, rrrgguuh is better. But calling me “meal on wheels” is so not cool. Get a life.

* Dear Zombies: When you knock on my door, and I say, “Who’s There?” … “Landshark” is not a good answer.

* Dear Zombies: No. I still will not let you eat me if you bring your own dinner rolls and salad.

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