Zombie Rolls
So tonight I finished watching season 2 of THE WALKING DEAD. (Come on Netflix Canada… show season 3 as soon as you can!!)
While doing so, I just started tweeting random things to Zombies. And here’s the collection of them from tonight.
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* Dear Zombies who were vegetarians in life… please don’t eat my daisies. It will make Doris Day sad.
* Dear Zombies: Please don’t lick my mixing bowls. I just washed them.
* Dear Zombies: If you’re going to press your faces against my windows and run your hands all over them, use windex and paper towels.
* Dear Zombies: If you’re going to reply to my tweets, please say more than rrrraaruuuggggggaaaaauuggggghh
* Dear Zombies tweeting me: Yes, rrrgguuh is better. But calling me “meal on wheels” is so not cool. Get a life.
* Dear Zombies: When you knock on my door, and I say, “Who’s There?” … “Landshark” is not a good answer.
* Dear Zombies: No. I still will not let you eat me if you bring your own dinner rolls and salad.
Posted on March 24, 2013, in Humour and tagged Entertainment, Humor, Humour, Zombies. Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.
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