A Second Post on January 8! (aka What the F*** is Up With That?)
I can’t help it. Posting the ASK ENSIGN KIM #2, and posting the joke I made up the other day, just got me in a mood to post this one.
A few years ago – back in 2006 to be specific – a new online friend of mine by the rockin’ name of Allarna inspired me enough that I wrote my first joke.
Oh, I’ve written some funny things over the years – sometimes funnier to me than to other people – but I’d never outright written a joke.
So here for your reading pleasure… My First Joke.
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Jesus, The Stork and Ronald McDonald go to a bar together.
They walk up to the bar. The bartender, never one who’s thrown for a loop, looks at the three and says gruffly, “What’ll you have?”
Jesus looks around the bar, takes in the look of the crowd, looks back to the bartender. “I’ll have a Jesus juice.”
The bartender scowls. “We don’t serve wine here.”
“Sacrilige!” Jesus exclaimed. The bartender raised an eyebrow. “Fine then, barkeep. I’ll have a Bloody Mary.”
“What about you?” the bartender asked the Stork.
“I’ll have a Babymama Drama, thank you.”
The barkeep scowled again. “I’ll have to look that one up. And you?”
Ronald looked at the barkeep. “You got any f&..^in’ scotch? If so, I want it straight up. None of that fancy s$%t okay? Got it?”
The barkeep looked Ronald over for a moment. “Little rude, don’t you think?”
“Er. Maybe. Sorry. Busy day. Make that a fruit punch, please. And thanks.”
(Note: This story had no point, but did have a punch line.)